And he don't give a fuck about math either, apparently:
Actually, his entire Twitter is HIGHlarious, yo... (including using the word “homie” no less than eight times.)
– scratch last tweet — homie showed up with a case of hennessy a fresh new system and DJ equipment –#DOPE
Oh man…yall don’t know the heat I’m about to bring with this mixtape…its gunna be #BONKERZ
@chelseavperetti just saw some of your stand up….funny stuff girl keep it up! #comedy lol
Ima go to olivemountain tonight, get myself a mountain of olives. Sike olives are nasty
a good rule of thumb for frat parties: dont mingle, let the minglers come to you..hahaaa!! #krunked #fratlife #college
steady on the grind – take care of business thats rule number one #realtalk
i treat these women kinda sheik, so every time i post some shit *brrr* *brrr*
GOTTA tweet #twitty #tweet #twat
2 Fast 2 Furious was on tv….if this rap shit doesnt work out im becoming a loose cannon street racer #nodoubt #evamendes
I’m pretty sure this is some kind of performance art project for a thesis. Like Joaquin Phoenix except you KNOW this punk ass bitch ain't gonna allow hisself to get shat on, boi.

Chet Haze is just like that scene in Forrest Gump where you get a shot of Tom Hanks’ bush: Totally unexpected, a little shocking, you wish it hadn’t happened, and you now think less of Tom Hanks.
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