This is what Wunderbar will look like this afternoon. Probably. Maybe.

Saturday's Alright For Fighting.

"I'm going to meet a friend at the pub at four."

"Four? Isn't that a bit early to get your drunk on?"

"Drunk? That's like assuming that just because I wear my sexy undies I'm going to do anal."

"You don't wear underwear."

"I'll keep the beer to a minimum. Jesus."

A Masterpiece of Awesome.

theoriginaljackass:

This picture is so full of awesome.
The finger.
The tie.
The left nipple.
The tear in the crotch.
The cross on the wall.
All of it.
This is a masterpiece.

And just before you’ve calmed down, you notice the holiday table cloth…
And your head EXPLODES.

Bacon Maple Ale.

Sure.