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Showing posts with label Fail. Show all posts

January 5, 2012

Casey Anthony: "Finally I have something that I can call mine."

Yes.
It, indeed, has been a long time since you have had something that you can call yours.
But maybe try not to kill this one.


December 13, 2011

Man Uses iPhone to Record Mother-in-Law's Attempt to Kill Him. Holy Shit.

"Salvatore Miglino had a feeling something bad would happen when he went to pick up his three-year-old son from the Tamarac, Florida home of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s mother, so he decided to record the rendezvous with his iPhone‘s video camera. Good thing, too, because he was shot in the shoulder and rib cage by his mother-in-law, 66-year-old Cheryl Hepner, shortly after his arrival.
The iPhone video proved invaluable, as Hepner quickly called 911 to claim that it was Miglino who had attempted to kill her. Thanks to the footage, investigators were able to charge Hepner with “knowingly and intentionally plan[ing] to kill and murder Mr. Miglino from a premeditated design.”
At the root of the dispute, it seems, is the bitter child custody battle Miglino and his wife are presently engaged in. Hepner was apparently attempting to prevent Miglino from taking his son to New York.
Hepner has been booked into the Broward County jail, where she is being held without bond."



UPDATE:

And later, she accused him of shooting at her "first":
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mother-in-law-shoots-son-654819

November 25, 2011

A Masterpiece of Awesome.


theoriginaljackass:
This picture is so full of awesome.
The finger.
The tie.
The left nipple.
The tear in the crotch.
The cross on the wall.
All of it.
This is a masterpiece.
And just before you’ve calmed down, you notice the holiday table cloth…
And your head EXPLODES.

November 11, 2011