Luka Magnotta, National Treasure.

Just got a glimpse of his murder, dismemberment, rape, cannibal video. 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick.
Found another earlier video of him killing 2 kittens by putting them is a plastic bag and sucking the air out with a vacuum hose. 1 Boy 2 Kittens.

Couldn't bring myself to watch either one of them. The videos are extremely hard to find as the RCMP has been diligent in getting them removed. I won't be linking them. No one should have to experience that.

2 videos 1 disenchanted bee.

He kept posting nude "modelling" pictures of himself to sites such as Buzzfeed and Reddit and would then 'like' them. He wanted fame. He found infamy.

What the fuck is wrong with us?

Jane Skrovota. Insane Public Speaker.

Here is Jane Skrovota at hearings regarding a proposed LGBT non-discrimination ordinance in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Some of the things that come out of her mouth are just mind-numbing.
The dude behind her is priceless.

Some of the reasons this woman objects to LGBT people receiving protection from employment and housing discrimination include the following:

• “P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”

• “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”

• “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”

• “Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”

• “Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”

• “Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”

• “Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”

• “A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”

• “Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

I see. It's all so clear now.
Some people are straight up fucking insane.

Happy Eighth!

Neko Case Sings Magic Man.

I could listen to her read the phone book.

Bob Ross: Talking Dirty.

Jurassic Park Theme Beautifully Redone.

VICE MEETS: Issei Sagawa. An interview with a Cannibal.

 On the afternoon of June 13, 1981, a Japanese man named Issei Sagawa walked to the Bois de Boulogne, a park on the outskirts of Paris, carrying two suitcases. The contents of those suitcases, to the lament of a nearby jogger, was the dismembered body of a fellow student – a Dutch woman named Renée Hartevelt, whom Sagawa had shot three days prior and had spent the days since eating various parts of her body. He was soon arrested. According to reports, Issei uttered, “I killed her to eat her flesh,” when they raided his home, whereupon they found bits of Renée still in his fridge. Sagawa was declared insane and unfit for trial and was institutionalized in Paris.
His incarceration was to be short, however, as the French public soon grew weary of their hard-earned francs going to support this evil woman-eater, and Issei was promptly deported. Herein followed a bizarre and seemingly too convenient set of legal loopholes and psychiatric reports that led doctors in Japan declaring Issei “sane, but evil.”
On August 12, 1986, Sagawa checked himself out of Tokyo’s Matsuzawa Psychiatric hospital, and has been a free man ever since.
This is where the real story begins.  
VBS met up with him to find out what he’s been up to in the 30 years since.

Walmart's Pork Supplier Exposed: This is What Saving Money Looks Like.

Walmsrt's supplier states they are proud of this footage:

SHAWNEE MISSION, Kan. — January 31, 2012 — We’ve reviewed documented employee actions alleging abuse and listened to the recent discussions questioning U.S. industry practices of sow gestation, swine tail cutting (or docking) and swine castration, and strongly dispute any allegations of abuse. We are pleased that our employees are following proper industry-supported protocols and procedures. In direct response to the recently released video by the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS), Dr. Temple Grandin, Ph.D., who also is quoted in the video, stated that “there was no bad behavior by people” in the operations depicted at Seaboard Foods.

We are committed to the proper and humane treatment of animals, and we believe animals can and should be raised, transported and processed using procedures that are safe and free from cruelty and neglect. We are proud of our employees for exemplifying best practices in their day to day work and truly being leaders within the industry.

Our farm managers and farm sites are PQA Plus certified with specific requirements for proper animal care. Moreover, our guidelines and protocols are audited independently by Farm Animal Care Training and Auditing, LLC, (FACTA), a company led by Chief Executive and Scientific Officer John McGlone, Ph.D. and professor at the Pork Industry Institute at Texas Tech University, who is supported by a group of credentialed auditors and educators.

It is important to recognize animal welfare programs, including housing for gestating sows, must be based on sound science while also seeking a balance with societal concerns. Seaboard Foods’ integrated system uses both stalls and group pens to house gestating sows. Animal welfare experts and professional groups have found no one method for housing gestating sows that is clearly better than the other when managed properly. As part of our ongoing evaluation of best practices, we are conducting research to determine the best management practices for alternative sow housing practices in our system. Furthermore, swine tail docking and castration are essential industry practices for the health and well-being of food animals as stated by the American Veterinary Medical Association.

Seaboard Foods employees uphold best industry practices and our company will continue to act in ways that provide the most humane treatment for our animals. All decisions stem from this commitment.

Terry Holton, President & CEO

Greg Just Got Me Tickets to Ben Folds with Edmonton Symphony Orchestra.

 I have wanted to see him since grade eleven. This is making me pee my pants, Kristin-Bell-sees-a-sloth style. Thanks, Baby.

And a special shout out to Shawn for the pre-sale heads up.
This is going to be amazing.

Fuck You, Usher.

Blueberry Girl: animated trailer, written and read by Neil Gaiman.

The Gorgeous Lana Del Ray. Happy Friday.

Casey Anthony: "Finally I have something that I can call mine."

Yes.
It, indeed, has been a long time since you have had something that you can call yours.
But maybe try not to kill this one.

Today is my Christmas Day. I'm Thinking of Picking Up a Santa Hat.

I will be all over the place, from Whyte Ave to West Edmonton Mall. Throw a text my way and perhaps we can meet for a pint of three and sing carols and stuff.

Butter Shortage OUTRAGE.

I also recommend you check out Tommy's other video blogs, especially the ones where he exercises his right to call himself a "famous singer." Like this gem:

Jump to 1:12.

Winner of the 2011 World's Ugliest Dog Competition.: Yoda, the 14-year old Chinese crested/Chihuahua

Wow.
Unrelated, this documentary looks amazing:

Man Uses iPhone to Record Mother-in-Law's Attempt to Kill Him. Holy Shit.

"Salvatore Miglino had a feeling something bad would happen when he went to pick up his three-year-old son from the Tamarac, Florida home of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s mother, so he decided to record the rendezvous with his iPhone‘s video camera. Good thing, too, because he was shot in the shoulder and rib cage by his mother-in-law, 66-year-old Cheryl Hepner, shortly after his arrival.
The iPhone video proved invaluable, as Hepner quickly called 911 to claim that it was Miglino who had attempted to kill her. Thanks to the footage, investigators were able to charge Hepner with “knowingly and intentionally plan[ing] to kill and murder Mr. Miglino from a premeditated design.”
At the root of the dispute, it seems, is the bitter child custody battle Miglino and his wife are presently engaged in. Hepner was apparently attempting to prevent Miglino from taking his son to New York.
Hepner has been booked into the Broward County jail, where she is being held without bond."



UPDATE:

And later, she accused him of shooting at her "first":
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mother-in-law-shoots-son-654819

Meanwhile, in Sweden...

Wait for it...

THE MUPPETS: Is Liberal Hollywood Using Class Warfare to Brainwash Our Kids?

Clearly, the answer is OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT?

Two guys going shopping for made-up items.