May 13, 2012

Thanks, Klout. That's Really... Something.

CF Pirate Party Fundraiser.

This year, the batshit crazy party is being held at the Artery. The max capacity is a little less so, for God's sake, get there early. There are also going to be some surprise guests that are not included on the poster for political reasons, so ask around. This is going to be the kickoff party of the summer like WHOA.

May really is the greatest month for us.


Sure. That Seems Reasonable.

Aokigahara Suicide Forest- a Fascinating Short Documentary.

The Aokigahara Forest is the most popular site for suicides in Japan. After the novel Kuroi Jukai was published, in which a young lover commits suicide in the forest, people started taking their own lives there at a rate of 50 to 100 deaths a year. The site holds so many bodies that the Yakuza pays homeless people to sneak into the forest and rob the corpses. The authorities sweep for bodies only on an annual basis, as the forest sits at the base of Mt. Fuji and is too dense to patrol more frequently.

How very helpful.

Thanks, Web MD. Wait, what?

Jane Skrovota. Insane Public Speaker.

Here is Jane Skrovota at hearings regarding a proposed LGBT non-discrimination ordinance in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Some of the things that come out of her mouth are just mind-numbing.
The dude behind her is priceless.

Some of the reasons this woman objects to LGBT people receiving protection from employment and housing discrimination include the following:

  • “P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”
  • “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”
  • “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
  • “Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
  • “Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”
  • “Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
  • “Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”
  • “A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”
  • “Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

I see. It's all so clear now.
Some people are straight up fucking insane.