Prolly is Not Probably.

I understand internet slang.  I abhor it, but I get it.
If you are a fifteen year old who texts 1500 times a day, you have to cut shit down a bit.
And yes, it is turning our teen generation into illiterate punks, but that isn't the point of this particular rant.
I just can't stand it when people use, and at some points even SAY, "prolly".

  

"Shannon is prolly just in the shower..."

"You're an idiot."

Ari Doesn't Take Sundays Off.

Do Conservatives/ Republicans just blame everything they don't like on the Democrats?  I mean, this just sounds RIDICULOUSLY catty.  A comment from one of his subscribers:
"It's the product of the hideous and idiotic designer, Narcisco Rodriguez who makes shit out of tin foil and the liberals adore him."   
How is this a LIBERAL decision?  Maybe she just liked the dress...  Oh, forget it.

I watched this video.  It is of a middle eastern father recording his daughter naming numerous country's capitals.  Like most dads, he is most likely proud of how smart his little girl is.  And now, while calling THEM terrorists, Ari has posted this video and spoken about how they deserve to be "eradicated".  No peace.  


Right.


Because THEY are the violent, unreasonable monsters.

I really hope it occurs to them sooner rather than later that this attitude is just creating more terrorists...

Your Ari of the Day.

This Guy Made My Day Today.

 

Little Bee's Christmas List 2010.

I know it's early... wanna fight about it?

Here is my wish list for Christmas this year, but feel free to also use it for possible ideas for family and friends.  I can't be the only one who loves this stuff...

http://koboereader.com/
KOBO E-READER. 
An e-reader that is compatible with any and all ebook libraries.  Not back-lit, small in size (weighs 8 ounces and can fit in any handbag), and holds 1000+ books.  Also has a USB port so you and your Kobo buddies can pass books around.  Gave one as a gift.  It's so awesome now I want one.

EARTH (book)
Jon Stewart is Most Influential Man of the Year for a reason.

http://www.thetinbox.ca/
VINTURI WINE AERATOR SET.
I have a decanter but since Greg doesn't drink wine, sometimes an entire bottle to myself on a Tuesday is a bit much. This will allow me to drink a glass or two and not have to dump the whole bottle.

http://www.canadiantire.ca/AST/browse/7/Electronics/TVsAccessories/TVs/PRDOVR~0442025P/Venturer%252B8-in.%252BKitchen%252BTV%25252BDVD%252BPlayer.jsp?locale=en
A TV/DVD COMBO FOR THE KITCHEN.
My last one died and now we are forced to played DVDs on the laptop when cooking experimental dishes and making a mess in there.
It's just not the same.

http://www.apple.com/ipodclassic/
I NEED A NEW 160GB IPOD. 
My other 2 are now at max capacity and if I don't get another, I will start freaking out because I am missing a ton of podcasts and Marc Maron is putting them up there like gangbusters.  Luckily, Greg should have this one covered... AHEM.

http://saje.ca/all-natural/remedies/triple-tea-taster.html
SAJE TEA TIER SAMPLER.
Really, ANYTHING from Saje would be divine.  Their essential oil blends are incredible.  I have been hooked on their products since I was 17 and learning about aromatherapy.

http://www.lush.ca/shop/
SOY CANDLES.
There are new vegetable oil candles at Lush right now. 
Soy candles do not create soot, they use no petroleum bi-products, and if they spill or drip on anything the only thing you need to do to wipe it off is get it warm again.  They are great.  Also, for people with sensitive lungs, they won't trigger any inflammation or cause toxins in the air.  Obviously important around our house.


Will Update Soon...

Ari of the Day.

Really?
It's like that, is it?

JESUS CHRIST.

Email Regarding Cesar Millan's Book Tour... Yikes.

"I went and SAW Cesar's "show" last night in Victoria, BC and I will be SHOCKED if I am the first person to write you in regards to that garbage. For the entire last half of the seminar I was composing this email to you in my head in complete ANGER. The first half started out fine... he was charming and funny and me and my sister decided we didn't CARE if you were right and he was a prick we loved him anyways....

THEN he kicked off the second half after intermission by comparing dogs to women in third world countries. Not even kidding you. You see Lainey, dogs today have too much food and affection. They are fat and loved but they have no discipline and exercise and therefore are unhappy.... women in third world countries, well they have no food and no affection but plenty of discipline and exercise and they are unhappy too. You see? Dogs and women need food, love, discipline and exercise, all FOUR....just imagine if you tried to tell a woman to go to the gym... you have to TRICK them into doing it HAR HAR HAR... just like dogs. The arena went SILENT. This comparison carried on for about 5 minutes while he tried to dig himself out. It didn't work and he has lost me and I HOPE any other woman in that arena at that point.

The show went downhill pretty quickly from that point on. Some other points of disbelief and total stupidity included:

* Asking an audience member who adopted her dog from Kuwait if that was a place in Victoria
* Not understanding that Victoria was a City in a PROVINCE IN CANADA and not Canada in its entirety
* Many, many, Many "Jokes" regarding his illegal boarder jumping to America, immigration and Tacos
* The show in its entirety being laced with American jabs. The fat people, too stupid to walk a dog, the only race to elect and re-elect and follow an unstable "pack leader"

I can't WAIT until he brings this garbage to the States. I recognize that we as Canadians are probably to polite to boo him off the stage but I hope that SOMEONE WILL. He actually had a perfect analogy for it... The reason the little dogs think they are bigger and better than everyone else at the dog park is because they live in the arms of their master, at eye level, taller than all the other dogs. That's Cesar in a nut shell... being carried around on top of his fame and money and thinking he is better than everyone else. It is disgusting.

That is 3 hours and 70 dollars of my life I will never get back!"