In the War Between.

Fact.

My Brief OkCupid Affair With a World Champion Magic: The Gathering Player, or ALYSSA BEREZNAK IS AN ASSHOLE.

"Why can't I just find a NICE guy?"
"All the good ones are taken..."
"Dating sucks. They're all assholes."

I hear people complain all the time about how tough it is to find that special someone, but if half of the people out there are as ridiculously shallow and cunty as Alyssa, then they deserve their loneliness.

READ: http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

This woman's humorous summary wraps it up quite well (though many of the commenters seem to have missed her sarcasm):

http://nerdpuddle.com/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player-ugh-ugh-ugh/

UPDATE:

Apparently, she got fired. Shocking, I know. Here is a comment thread from Greg's wall after he re-posted my link as well:

Oreo Shake Nutritional Info: HOW THE SHIT IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE??

These are the kinds of emails I get from Shawn. This is why I love him.

  
"also, you know gay people......

are there any gay strip clubs in the city?

i am thinking of opening one called "BANDITOS".

the sign would light up like the dirk diggler sign in boogie nights, but it would also have two red flashing "BANG"s on each side of the sign...kind of off set so you get a BANG....Bang effect.

our lead dancer will be named KYLE DELICIOUS.

let me know if this idea could fly in edmonton."