Looking at what has become of Lindsay Lohan is tantamount to watching an animal get tortured.

Yeah Yeah, MmmHop Beer by Hanson...

... everyone's heard the possibly true news by now, but in other shocking developments, THE LEAD SINGER ONE IS TURNING INTO JAMES SPADER.

And don't even get me started on the youngest one in the middle.

Ricky Gervais' Tour Merch.

Apple Martini- Shaken AND Stirred, no Doubt.

Johnny Depp vs Ricky Gervais.

I am so excited for Life's Too Short.
So excited.

What the Shit is Nicholas Cage Talking About?

Liam Neeson is a Bit of a Bitch.

Hank Williams Jr. Hates Golf. Or Health Care. Or Hitler. Or the Three Stooges. I Don't Fucking Know.

He supported Sarah Palin.
Can we get this guy a beer and a guitar?

Quigley, the movie about Gary Busey getting reincarnated as a dog.

“This movie is about God playing a trick on you, sending you back as a Pomeranian so you can make it work for your family. … This is an incredible transformation that Archie goes through… Well I got news for you. Gary Busey went through the same thing.”


“Dog Poop: Demons Outside God’s Periphery Ousting Odorous Popsicles."- something Busey said on set, probably.

Buy a Shat, Wear a Shat, Look Like a Piece of Shat.

Jeremy Piven Might Be Insecure.

 

"What? Oh, nothing. Just going for a stroll. SOMEONE PLEASE NOTICE ME AND LOVE ME FOR SOMETHING."

Oprah and The Yelling Goat.

TOM CRUISE GETS A LETTER FROM HIS AUSTRALIAN COUSIN. (Amazing.)

Pretentious Dickhole Quote of the Day.

You’re a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh?

I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I’ll savor a solitary apricot that’s been kissed by my baby.

-Anthony Keidis, Maxim.com August 2011

"You have the right to be offended, and I have the right to offend you."

That pretty much sums it up for me.
Well said, Mr. Gervais.

Stars at 22 Years Old.

Drew Carrey.

Stephen Colbert.

Christopher Walken.

Snakeskin Manicure.

Courtney Stodden Makes 'FuckMe' Face to Doug Hutchison During ABC Interview.

She has to be high. No one pulls that shit out for national television.

JUST: Just a Bunch of Photos of Influential Artists Doing Fascinating Things. No Biggie.

These are my faves, but to see the couch Freud used, or Marilyn Monroe on her 30th birthday, or Hemmingway kicking a can (it's awesome), go here:
http://lost.net.au/vic/?cat=47

Louis CK on Letterman Last Night.

Just in case you weren't up until retarded o'clock in the morning like I was and you missed it.