I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
September 1, 2011
Pretentious Dickhole Quote of the Day.
You’re a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh?
I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I’ll savor a solitary apricot that’s been kissed by my baby.
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