I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
August 30, 2010
I now have about 40 stand up comedians as friends on my Facebook page, thanks to the likes of Kyle Kinane and Blaine Capatch. The best shit is never on the fan pages. Facebook has become a whole new world in the past week.
Now how do I convince them to get me free tickets to their Burbank shows?