November 26, 2011

Saturday's Alright For Fighting.

"I'm going to meet a friend at the pub at four."

"Four? Isn't that a bit early to get your drunk on?"

"Drunk? That's like assuming that just because I wear my sexy undies I'm going to do anal."

"You don't wear underwear."

"I'll keep the beer to a minimum. Jesus."

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