June 10, 2011

Breaking News.

BREAKING NEWS...
Vancouver Canucks have released an official statement regarding goaltender Roberto Luongo. They blame his poor play due to illness. It was discovered last night that he is pregnant after completely missing the last five periods.
 
 
c/o Twitter.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow like the bruins tim thomas deserves anything... i play my position and incite a fight whenever i want cause they cant put a goalie in the penalty box... if he wasn't so fucking chippy he'd deserve the vesna but he's a fucking chump and i know for a fact if i met him irl hed be eating the pavement if he attacked me like he attacks the canucks

Anonymous said...

I am a Canucks fan, but this is FUKIN FUNNY.

Bee said...

@Anonymous 1,

Yeah, but I am a Bruins fan. Why would I post stuff about the Canucks on here? That is for the Canucks fans to post. Like you.

Rob christ said...

Ha ha some nucks fan got upset about your post. He could have argued that luongo misses two of every three periods not the five In a row you stated, but he just started being an actor like the sisters.