June 29, 2011

Chet Haze, Tom Hank's Son, is a Bad Motherfucker.

He rhymed "again" with "again" because he DON'T GIVE A FUCK, y'all.

And he don't give a fuck about math either, apparently:

Actually, his entire Twitter is HIGHlarious, yo... (including using the word “homie” no less than eight times.)
– scratch last tweet — homie showed up with a case of hennessy a fresh new system and DJ equipment –#DOPE

Oh man…yall don’t know the heat I’m about to bring with this mixtape…its gunna be #BONKERZ

@chelseavperetti just saw some of your stand up….funny stuff girl keep it up! #comedy lol

Ima go to olive mountain tonight, get myself a mountain of olives. Sike olives are nasty

a good rule of thumb for frat parties: dont mingle, let the minglers come to you..hahaaa!! #krunked #fratlife #college

steady on the grind – take care of business thats rule number one #realtalk

i treat these women kinda sheik, so every time i post some shit *brrr* *brrr*

GOTTA tweet #twitty #tweet #twat

2 Fast 2 Furious was on tv….if this rap shit doesnt work out im becoming a loose cannon street racer #nodoubt #evamendes

I’m pretty sure this is some kind of performance art project for a thesis. Like Joaquin Phoenix except you KNOW this punk ass bitch ain't gonna allow hisself to get shat on, boi.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Chet Haze is just like that scene in Forrest Gump where you get a shot of Tom Hanks’ bush: Totally unexpected, a little shocking, you wish it hadn’t happened, and you now think less of Tom Hanks.