June 22, 2011

Sherri Shepherd Had More Abortions Than She Would Like to Count, but That's Okay Because Now She Trusts God When He Says "Because I Said So."

In an interview about her life before she found God, Sherri Shepherd talks about her promiscuous lifestyle that included "more abortions than (she) would like to count":

"Before I converted to Christianity, I was a Jehovah's Witness. In 1993, my mother was dying from diabetic complications. My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was in a very physically abusive relationship. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count. I had very low self-esteem and just wanted to die. I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn't even make a difference. But God showed me that it would make a difference." 

So, Jehovah's Witnesses won't accept blood transfusions, but multiple abortions are A-Ok? I can't get enough of people fucking their lives up and partying so hard they undo basic math skills only to "find" God and go sanctimonious all over everyone's ass.
Sherri then told the magazine that some days, she wishes her "View" boss, Barbara Walters, would be "saved":

"Oh sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Myers would be so good at this table.' They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?' I have to trust God when He says, 'Because I said so.'"

In case you weren't aware of her particular brand of idiocy, here are a few more gems from the files of a woman who still maintains that OJ Simpson was framed.

She doesn't know if the world is flat.

She thought that nothing and no one came before Jesus.

She doesn't believe in evolution and considers 'Lucy' to be just a human.

She would not let her son "be" transgendered or even wear a dress until he was 18 and left the house.

She has never voted because she didn't know the dates of any federal elections, and she was unaware that elections were held every 4 years, not every year.


Anonymous said...

"So, Jehovah's Witnesses won't accept blood transfusions, but multiple abortions are A-Ok?" You are full of it.

Where did you hear such stupidity

Bee said...

"Many Jehovah's Witnesses sincerely believe that it is a gross sin to accept a blood transfusion, since the Bible states that we must "abstain from blood." (Acts 15:29) It is quite understandable that many are confused by the position taken by the Watchtower Society (WTS) with respect to the various blood components or blood products like albumin, (Erythropoietins), vaccines, immunoglobulins, and hemophiliac treatments. It does not seem possible to explain why it is a violation of God's law to accept plasma, platelets, red and white cells when all of the fractions of these are permitted by the WTS. These contradictions have caused a number of elders and Hospital Liaison Committee Members to quietly resign."

There have been many cases of law enforcement getting involved in the welfare of children over such discrepancies of faith vs treatment when it comes to the JW practices. This is not news. The few friends I have had who have grow up with this particular faith have expressed disdain over the flagrant hypocrisies.

But thank you for your comment. It is always a pleasure to have people who feel the need to remain "Anonymous" throw around judgments about my intelligence and fact-checking. I really do feel quite ashamed of myself.

An aside, some of you are not nearly as anonymous as you would like to think you are.

Anonymous said...

This is AH-MAZING. What an idiot she is. OMG.

anonomus said...

hey hey i'm anonomus... you obviously can tell by things who i am but still.... "they found this chimp named "lucy" who they thought was the missing link." uggh i hate that thought process. lucy was a lady who had lived and died in her family albeit a family of Australopithecus and not humans. still not a chimp and not a human. to be so blinded by found again faith flabbergasts me.