So, a few assholes have created a website that you must have privileged status to enter. You log in with your verified Twitter account and hope that you have somehow gained enough status that they will let you become a visiting participant.
Or, if you are like me, you will get this message:
I was redirected to a slightly less discriminating destination. SLIGHTLY less discriminating:
Apparently, if you aren't a famous socialite, you might enjoy shitty italian food.
Fuck you Guys.