March 23, 2011

Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other completely insane brides at ease.


A wife renewing her wedding vows after 10 years of marriage opted for a cake constructed as a 5-foot replica of herself wearing a wedding gown and veil. Chidi Ogbuta (what?) and her presumably heavily medicated husband, Innocent (actual name, ohmygod), originally intended to make life-size cakes of both of them but ran out of time.

The 5-foot dessert contained 200 eggs and 7.5 liters of amaretto, weighed 400 pounds, and makes my brain sad.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's a trend here! Other people doing creative things to enjoy themselves really pisses you off. How sad.

Bee said...

Oh, Peter... you have the imagination of a fifteen year old girl.

Anonymous said...

OMG Ahahahaa!! Peter seriously! unplug that router son! Matter of fact just throw your pc out the window!!!! This might be the best advice you'll ever get! QUIT IT!

Anonymous said...

So you're saying you did something creative to enjoy yourself, eh Peter? Now, just confess that on reddit and you'll be all set.

Anonymous said...

Peter is my new favorite person. You have to admire someone who can convince themselves that any reality they choose is real. Incredible.

Bee said...

Well played, Anonymous.

Cheryl Heilemann said...

go entertain yourself with your hand, peter

Anonymous said...

Peter, just because she is laughing at the ridiculous doesn't mean she hates creativity. She obviously finds it fascinating!

But YOU take the "cake" for creativity, Peter. Not brains, mind you, but creativity.

It's like Weird Science! You made your own girlfriend in your bedroom!

Anonymous said...

lmfao oh peter, peter what the fuck is wrong with you, you strange and sad little chubby man

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