New Bigfoot Video. *yawn*

A North Carolina man, Thomas Byers, claims to have captured the legendary Bigfoot on video. Unfortunately, the 5-second clip -- filmed in Rutherford County on Tuesday -- shows little more than a blurry silhouette running across a road, and a sound that Byers alleges to be the creature's "snarl."
It's not just me, this is terrible, yes?  I mean, with all of our new technology and lessons learned from past mythical creature videos (leave the camera rolling for more than ten seconds and chase the fucking thing) we HAVE to do better than this.


*Sorry, Greg.  I know how much you want there to be Bigfoots. ;)