March 25, 2011

Kimi Kobayashi+ Banksy= Keyser-fucking-Söze.

So, it'a been a blast and an exceptional two days to be sick in bed with you, Peter, but I think... I think I want to start seeing other people.


"You can't fire me, Bitch... I QUIT."


But, in all seriousness, it is pretty played out.
'I Just DGAF' has deleted all comments to me and Peter Coffin has locked his tweets again & deleted his reddit account on the thread he created to insist that he was a victim of a "smear campaign'.  If his story was true, the worst he'd be a victim of is bad judgment for presuming his Asian model internet girlfriend of 8 months was sincere.  This whole 'the world is out to get me' bullshit was a reach from the beginning and it failed miserably.
His starfucker celebrity status whoring only ensured that all the evidence of his weird, sick, alternate universe was on full display for all reporters, twitter followers, facebookers and bloggers to document.

Shutting up would have been his best option, and finally I think he has.

It was a dick move, it was humiliating, but I don't wish to harm or hurt the guy.
He has given me much pleasure in the last 24 hours and I do wish him the best from here on out.
Get your shit together, get a day job, get to a gym, stop trying to be popular and try being personable.




One day I hope to hear his name referenced and be able to say "Hey, I remember that guy..."

Still nice to know he's following my every post, though:


http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/most-disturbingly-hilarious-dating.html
UPDATE:


Is the "blogger" he is referring to ME, speaking to me as 'I Just DGAF'?  You make the call.  He has not been noted as speaking on any other blogs during this time.  Not even Xiaxeu's.  Interesting.


http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/03/peter_coffin_fake_girlfriend_xiaxue_asian.php



9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He also deleted some of the posts over at that blog and now "moderates" all comments that are posted.

Looks like he is trying to now cover up everything that happened?

Anonymous said...

Is not I Just Don't Get Asian Females not obvious enough? Sheesh.

Ezzie said...

In the spirit of not feeding the trolls, I'm just going to pretend like I can't see this douche's posts.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know he had a Formspring, but apparently, someone already thought he was "Kimi".

"Are you Kim Kobayashi?"

"No, what a stupid question"

Anonymous said...

do you suppose he's making money off his blog, as he's got quite a few ads on the side? I hope not...what if he's being a psychotic fuckbag simply for the attention and rile everyone up? i think that would be more deplorable. either way, he's got some major issues..

Bee said...

Well, he's going to need to make money somehow.
Being a successful comedian is no longer within his reach, I'm afraid.

He was never very funny, and now I don't even know if he is capable of saying the word "success".
;)

Anonymous said...

So he met kimi in dec 09 so she must have been 17 WHY would he make up a relationship with a MINOR?!

Bee said...

Huh.
I didn't even do that math.

Well done, Anon.

The holes in this dude's story are so big you could drive your car through them.

Anonymous said...

Thanks I've not seen it mentioned anywhere yet. I find this all so fasinating! He must have made her up he could prove it so easily with chat logs or emails. Which unfortunately if he does it now it would just look fake but would also be hilarious!