March 15, 2011

"Celebrate our lovely planet by buying shit you don't need."

"I'm trying to put out a new t-shirt ever month or two just for fun and of course for mild profit and self-promotion. This one is just in time for Earth Day. Every child that isn't born is another barrel of oil not drilled, another dumpster of trash not over-flowing and one less car circling the the mall for good parking."




"If you care about the Earth - and I know that you don't but neither do the breeders - buy this fucking shirt. I only make a small batch so if you stumble upon someone else wearing one, they will probably fuck you just on the coincidence alone. Think about that. Two angry, outcast XXL's meeting each other in an all-night flap-jack house and making love based on a common article of clothing."

source: dougstanhope.com

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