March 25, 2011

The most disturbingly hilarious dating profile ever created by a non-murderer.


Click the picture to enlarge. You really don't want to miss any of it.



Source:
http://www.someecards.com/2011/03/24/okcupid-dating-profile-i-wont-murder-you

6 comments:

I Just DGAF said...

Right up your alley. Stay classy little lamb.

Bee said...

So, that's what's going to happen now?
You are going to leave sad little remarks on my blog posts because you're mad at me for laughing at the ridiculousness of your predicament?

"I bet the boys don't like you and you are ugly and stoopid and have no friends!"


For dignity's sake, at least make the comments worth the effort of moderating them.

Bee said...

And I appreciate you deleting your previous comments on my blog and then refusing to post my comments on yours.

THAT, Sir, is the very definition of class and character.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what this argument is all about, I just wanted to comment on the topic at hand and say that this guy's profile sounds pretty good. I'd let my daughter date him. It's good to see people so upfront and honest about not wanting to kill. It's refreshing.

Bee said...

No worries. It all started here with the now infamous internet meme that is Peter Coffin: http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-you-sad-sorry-sonofabitch.html

This man's profile makes me sorry I have settled for Greg. He doesn't talk about murder EVER. *yawn*

;)

mikelepage said...

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/search?q=dsm&restrict_sr=on

This guy had a dating profile too. And look what happened. Internet GOLD!