March 24, 2011

Peter Coffin, You Sad Sorry Sonofabitch.

source: http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html


So, Peter Coffin pissed off the wrong Asian blogger who has a significant following and now he has a pile of humiliation and embarrassment to sift through on his way to "own(ing) Hollywood".

READ:http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html

(Try copying and pasting the URL in the browser if it doesn't link properly.  Short story: A guy named Peter Coffin created a fake blog, Twitter page, Facebook page, and YouTube channel as a way of pretending he had a pretty young Japanese girlfriend, Kimi Kobayashi.  He stated that he and she were Twitter's new "Power Couple".  After harassing XiaXue for being a "fake Asian" due to her plastic surgery, XiaXue's followers exposed the Japanese girlfriend to be a Korean model and not in any way connected to Peter Coffin.  He had basically stolen stock photos off the internet galleries and created himself the perfect girlfriend.  The rest is internet history...)

It is ALWAYS better to be single than to be this guy.  Let this be a lesson to all of you... especially the 27 year old wanna-be comedians.


UPDATE: 

The follow up: http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-his-own-legal-team.html

http://twitter.com/#!/petercoffin
http://twitter.com/#!/petercoffin

Oh, Petie... Petie don't.  Just leave well enough alone, Hun.  You unblocked your tweets to somehow gain a sympathetic audience?  This ain't going away and it's not going to get any better with you insisting you had no part in this.  You are better off pretending you did it as some sociological theatre piece for your new YouTube channel "PlayWithPeter'sImaginaryFriend".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLJOiNkJY4&p=32558601B83CE296


And then Peter makes a third identity blog page to defend himself as a third party witness to the event.  Oh, LORD.
http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/i-hate-you-so-im-going-to-like-your-fan.html?zx=da18b8228cae5016

http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/i-hate-you-so-im-going-to-like-your-fan.html?zx=da18b8228cae5016

http://gosugamers.net/starcraft2/thread/733942-petercoffin-interview-free-lessons

http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/plastic-sheep-part-2.html?showComment=1300992832469#c1489154602416643401

Someone asked him on Formspring if he was Kimi.  (Thanks for the head up, Anonymous.)

http://www.formspring.me/petercoffin/q/159083641937368601

Yes.  THEY are the ones being stupid.


So, he knew March 16th but then found out AGAIN when he was found out by Xiaxeu? 
"Dig up, Douchebag.  Dig UP."


For effect: Weezer's 'El Scorcho'. Enjoy.




Continued Blogpost as Coffin spams me: http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/dent.html

**Thanks for the heads up, LePage.  This was GOLD.

36 comments:

Ezzie said...

OMG that's fucking awesome.

Bee said...

I know.

And he actually quit his job to be a professional YouTube blogger.

I'd be revising my resume if I was in his shoes.

mikelepage said...

I knew you'd do the right thing and both educate the people and skewer this guy just a little more. The Tweet was icing on the cake. Except I really hope he doesn't make ANY money off of this and is next sighted eating Alpo in Times Square.

Bee said...

;)

I think he might be certifiably crazy.
He even dropped her "fame" in an interview about gaming:

http://www.gosugamers.net/dota/thread/733942

Oy.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT. This dude is mental. Thanks for posting it! It was the first place that I could understand everything!
Love from Singapore!

Anonymous said...

lol! good job with the weezer tune! too funny!

Anonymous said...

HE'S TELLING HIS SIDE! IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/gaqg7/iama_target_of_a_smear_campaign_peter_coffin_ama/

Anonymous said...

DAMN THIS IS AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

HIS TWITTER, HE REALLY IS CRAZY

http://www.twitter.com/petermcoffin

Bee said...

His side is going poorly. So poorly.
Also, I am going to ensure to post every negative comment he makes as he is sure to blast me for this blog now that he knows about it.

I feel for the guy, but c'mon... this shit is FUNNY. And I did tell him in numerous forums and numerous times to shut his mouth and let it all slide on.
Let us have our laugh, and then forget all about you. That is the attention span of the internet.

But lying after you are caught never works.
Ask Nick Madsen.

http://www.pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?page=spew&id=143

Bee said...

Whoa... a fake Twitter page already?

Petie has just SKYROCKETED to internet starfuckerdom.

*applause*

Ezzie said...

It's like watching someone try to argue with David Thorne in real life.

Bee said...

EXACTLY!

I Just DGAF said...
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Bee said...

Hey, it's Petie from http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com.

Awesome point. I will do up a blog post just for you to cement your assumptions...

Ezzie said...

*rubs dent in forehead*

Bee said...

Petie!

Post completed! Feel free to make all the comments you'd like because this has been the funniest shit to happen to me all week (granted, I haven't been feeling well...)

http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/dent.html

Anonymous said...

OMG, that is fucking HILARIOUS!!
As if getting pwned by the entire internet isn't enough, he comes after you!

What a moron.

Anonymous said...

He's back! He's back! He is defending himself using the blog name I Just DGAF!

This is hysterical!

"You are so dumb, fo'real."

xの歌 said...

this is too funny! no one should feel bad for him at all, he really brought it upon himself. the only victim here is lee na young!

Nick Ward said...

This story is fascinating. I found it on The Daily What and have followed many threads to get here. Three fake identities now?

I suspect this will not end well...

Anonymous said...

someone asked him two months ago, if he is kimi^^

http://www.formspring.me/petercoffin/q/159083641937368601

thundacat said...

Loooooving all of this!! WOW!!

thundacat said...

LOOOOOVING THIS!!!

WOW!

Anonymous said...

Peter is posing as I Just DGAF (I just don't give a fuck) and harassing Bee over on the other updated blog post.

hahahahahahahaha!!!

Yeah. Don't give a fuck, hey?

You guys should go check it out. It is some of the most pathetic shit you'll read in a while.

Da' Vane said...

He brought it on himself... Maybe that is the point? Some people are so desperate for fame that they will settle for infamy, even if it means making themselves look like a complete tool.

Jacob said...

Here is something I haven't seen anyone bring up yet: If someone was going to go to all the trouble to create a fake girl just to mess with him, as he seems to now claim, why would they not take the very simple step of choosing pictures of a japanese girl instead of a korean one?! That makes no sense; 8 month con, for no apparant reason, and not even bothering to use appropriate pictures, or even obscure ones??!

and this is his "defense"?

Bee said...

Good point.
I mean, I can't believe the lack of investigation throughout this entire mess.

But, if his huge ego is any indication, he probably thought everyone was much too stupid to ever find the holes in his stories.

Anonymous said...

His alter ego I Just DGAF is removing all of his comments from this blog! What a douchebagggggg.
Nice try Coffin.

Bee just owned you TWOFOLD, brotha.

Anonymous said...

Hes written a whole article about you at DGAF

Bee said...

I don't understand why this dude's blogging about me, following me on Twitter, commenting on unrelated posts...

It's done. I'm not interested in this douche. He is less than boring now.

Anonymous said...

He thinks you are the one who found out the blog rantsandretardicals belonged to Peter Coffin. I apologize. It was I who posted that information and, for whatever reason, he has decided you are responsible.

Bee said...

My next blog post:
"NEGATIVE COMMENTS FROM 'I JUST DGAF' FAIL TO AFFECT ANYBODY."

Jon said...

Lol I love how you added El Scorcho.

Anonymous said...

I applaud peter coffin to be a wonderful troll and making xiaxue a tranny lookalike, paranoid and butthurt, that is all, they are both losers. I would make a up girlfriend too, and become famous as well. What's funny that most of his youtube comments is just the same old shit about his ex girlfriend. After awhile it's just plain repeatable and unfunny.

Anonymous said...

Peter Coffin is definitely the type of self-centered, narcissistic loser who has convinced himself that the INTERNET will believe that there really is someone out there who is SOOO infatuated with him that they will create a fake persona to maintain an 8 month online relationship with him. Dream on, Peter. Not only is Kimi not real, we're not buying that there is someone out there who thinks you're important enough to fake-date for 8 months. He obviously thinks he's some important celebrity. Seriously, he talks in his videos as though people give a fuck and he has a smug expression in every one of his pictures as though he's God's gift to comedy and women.